Wal-Mart Parenting Gone Wrong

Filed under: Humor,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , — Max @ 3:36 pm August 30, 2010

Wal-Mart is a truly amazing place where you can buy just about anything a human could possibly need at just about any hour of the day.

So overcome are some parents when they walk into America’s superstore that they seem to completely forget that they have entered these most hallowed aisles with child.
Straight from the new book “People of Walmart: Shop & Awe,” which is brought to you by the same folks who run the meme Web site People of Walmart, we present our favorite Wal-Mart parenting fails.











By: Jeremy Taylor

It’s the Law?! Weird Sex Laws

Filed under: Crime,Humor,Politics,Sexy Stuff,Weird Stuff — Tags: , , — Max @ 3:05 pm August 24, 2010

We’ve heard of some weird laws before, but some of these just take the cake. Here’s a list of some really bizarre U.S. Sex Laws. Although, since we are unable to 100% verify the accuracy of said laws, you may want to just double check your states law books if you are seriously interested in engaging in any of the following activities. ;) Enjoy!

– In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom.

– In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

– In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

– No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

– Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you — or holding you in his arms.

– Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they’re nude.

– In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

– The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

– An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer!

– A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

– In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

– In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.”

– It’s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren’t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

– A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can’t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

– Anywhere in the U.S., it’s illegal to use any live endangered species, excepting insects, in public or private sexual displays, shows or exhibits depicting cross-species sex.

– Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

– In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it’s legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

– Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio – a man might see the reflection of something “he oughtn’t!”

– No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and “her name is to be published in the local newspaper.” The man isn’t charged nor is his name revealed.

– It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

The Duct Tape Gallery!

Filed under: Duct Tape,Fashion,Human Condition,Humor,Sexy Stuff,Weird Stuff — Tags: — Max @ 5:26 pm August 22, 2010

Check out the AdultLeisure.com growing Duct Tape Gallery, HERE

Duct Tape is a polyethylene, reinforced, multi-purpose pressure sensitive tape with a soft and flexible shell and pressure sensitive adhesive. It is generally silver or black in color but many other colors have recently become available. With a standard width of 17⁄8 inches (48 mm), duct tape was originally developed during World War II in 1942 as a water resistant sealing tape for ammunition cases. Permacel, then a division of Johnson & Johnson, used a rubber-based adhesive to help the tape resist water and a fabric backing to add strength. It was also used to repair military equipment quickly, including jeeps, firearms, and aircraft because of these properties.

Top 10 Tiger Woods jokes on the web

Filed under: Human Condition,Humor,Joke — Tags: , — Max @ 6:02 pm August 21, 2010

One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Two:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing

Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though

Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

GOPHER BROKE

Filed under: Animals,Animation,Humor,Movie Trailers,Movies,Weird Stuff — Tags: , — Max @ 4:13 pm August 15, 2010


A gopher finds himself on a road where trucks are hauling produce to market. He hits on the idea of shaking some of the produce loose for himself, but other animals always beat him to the booty. That is, until a truck comes along with a cow…

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