Pigeon Thief A mother pigeon and a baby pigeon were going to race together in Old Bird Season. But baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine." The baby started to cry. "What's wrong?" said the mother. "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"
Horny Dog There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says "Ill let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence" The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The German shephard says "I love liver and cheese" She says "Nope that wont work" The Chihuaha says "Liver alone cheese mine"
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