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A Blonde’s house is on fire…

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
“Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.
“Help! My house is on fire!” the blonde replies.
“Okay, where do you live?”
“In a house you silly billy!” the blonde replies.
“No,no! How do we get there?” the operator asks fustratedly.
“Duh! Big Red Truck!!

Blonde’s Got Mail

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back inside.
Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it’s still empty, and goes back in.
The third time she comes out, the man asks her, “Excuse me, is there a problem?”
The blonde replies, “Darn right there’s a problem! My computer keeps on telling me ‘I’ve got mail’!”

Blonde on a Farm…

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, “Alright then, I’ll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?”
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, “It’s $1.00 per word.” The brunette thinks about this and says,”Comfortable, write that.”
“Comfortable?” the guy questions.
“Yes, you see she reads slow.”